What!?

Sooo, the other day Shelby came down the stairs and said that she had kaka's (poop) in her pants. (She knows to go in the toilet) I ask her to turn around as to check. There is a little blob just hangin there in her stretch pants. As I'm ready to scream, she puts her hand down her pants!! To my horror, I'm trying to get over to her and am yelling STOP! I didn't reach her in time. She pulls out this squishy eyeball key chain and says (as she's laughing hysterically) "This is my kaka's"........where in the WORLD does a GIRL learn to have fake poop!!!